In his special weekly report to the Microscope, Secret Operative #4, denounced the Student's Council, the Players' Club and Room 16 as love nests.
"Crawling under the crack of the council room door" Operative #4 writes, "I surprised certain prominent council members holding hands. I did not accept the explanation that they were testing each other's pulse beats".
The operative charged that the large globe in Room 16 affords ample space for privacy, two turtle doves having escaped notice by remaining there for an entire lecture.
As for the Players' Club...tsk! tsk!
Operator 4...tsk! tsk!
The Microscope, Vol 2 No 5, 1940, p.5 (Arc LH3 M29)
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